19950 Ford Tractor

"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! " Lester Burnham American Beauty. Today I was in a meeting at work and one of the fellows that is~40-45 years old infomred everyone that he had purchased his mid-life crisis vehicle, a 1950 Ford Tractor. His statement took everyone off gaurd, not so much the mid-life crisis vehicle, but the fact that it is a tractor. Brad asked if he was going to play, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney.

This is a far diffenet vehicle then what one relates to mid-life cirisis. If his crisis gets out of hand, will he break down and by a farm? It will be like the TV show Green Acres. What is the mid-life crisis, how do I know that I did not miss mine?

Below is some junk mail that I found to be funny, read if you want, if not then have a nice day.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct
answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This
question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated
way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are Attending the Animal
Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.