17 December 2006

Christams Quiz

While this is not the normal MO, below is a quiz and my answers to it. I like christmas, and though I would put it in the blog.

. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?Hot Chocolate.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?He leaves them in the middle of the living room.

2a Were your presents on Christmas morning from Santa or yourparents? Or a combination thereof?Santa

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?White on the house and Colored on the tree!
4. Do you hang mistletoe?No
5. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?Turkey and all the trimmings, and the pink stuff Amy’s Family makes.

6. What is the first thing you do Christmas morning?Wake Up!

7. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?Hey, it is true that Santa still comes and leaves presents for me at my parents house.
8. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?Yes, we opened presents from my grandfather on Christmas eve. It is actually a guessing game that he invented with I was 9 and we still play every year. The winner normally takes home an extra $20.

9. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?They year we bough a small tree that is still alive, and are going to forego the lights. Amy loves Christmas ornaments and buys each one of us a new one each year. This includes Maize the Wonder dog. This year we are going to hang the new ornaments on the tree.

10. Snow! Love it or Dread it?I love the snow!!!
11. Can you ice skate?Sort of….
12. Do you remember your favorite gift?hum….
13. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?The fact that Christ was born and spending time with my family and friends.

14. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?Those little things my mom makes only at Christmas, and I cannot remember the name..

15. What is your favorite thing about winter?Snow Skiing, and Christmas.


16. What tops your tree?
N/A this year

17. Which do you prefer giving or receiving?Giving
.
18. What are your top 5 favorite Christmas Songs?- God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, we sang that this morning durning praise and worship.
-Joy to the World
-Silent Night
- Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
- Mary did you know
- I really like a lot of Christmas music, just ask Amy.

19. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum?they are red and white, what is not to like!

20. Favorite Christmas TV special? Charlie Brown Christmas

21. Favorite Christmas movie?Christmas Vacation

22. Name one impossible gift you would love to see
World Peace!!!


23. Say something about the person who sent this to you
The dude makes work fun!

Festivus

"Many Christmas ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way . . . Out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!" ~ Jerry Stiller as "Frank Costanza" in Seinfeld

Today I was listening to the ABC News Shuffle Podcast, starting Jake Tapper and Hari Sreenivasan. They were discussing holiday traditions and as neither of them are Christian, they discussed Festivus. The famed holiday that appeared on Seinfeld, as a creation of GeorgeÂ’s dad. I though this was pretty random, considering they normally talk about politics and the like. Along the same lines Amy found the Hanukah station on XM Radio tonight. Evident they have a dedicated station for playing Hanukah holiday music. I honestly did not know that there were any songs related to the Jewish calibration. So we checked it out for a little while, and I found it to be somewhat interesting, however, I did not know the words to any of the songs. This fact alone made me change the station.

A fact that is even more disturbing is that you can actually purchase a Festivus Pole. The web site is: http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm.

Today is my sisterÂ’s birthday, so we all went out to eat as a family. I remember the days of nice quite meals with only the 5 of us. Now it is a meal with 2 toddlers, one baby, and the headcount tonight was 11. Wow, that is some expansion and the more the merrier. The passing of my sisterÂ’s birthday means that it is only 7 days until Christmas. Last night I drove by a house that had both a blow up Santa, Christmas lights, and a plastic nativity scene set up in the yard. My question is, are they celebrating the birth of Christ, or the arrival of Santa. It seem to be like they yard was having an identity crisis. Are the wise men going to run the Santa and his reindeer otheirier turf?

16 December 2006

Cap Reads Paper

Alas, it has been several days since I have done any blog action, activity, or whatever you wish to call it. Sometime in life your schedule is down, and life just clicks along, and other times in life your schedule, wait what schedule. There is a great golf movie called Tin Cup. In the movie the character Tin Cup is having problems with his golf game. As he and his caddy stand at the practice range the day before the US Open Tin Cup says, My swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair! The last few weekss my life or at least my normal routin has felt like an unfolding lawn chair. It seems like I cannot quite get everything back in the same routine. I have deduced that there are several factors to this, first and foremost, it got cold. The every evening walk has been cut down. Secondly, it is the holdiay season, and birthday season as well. Last week for example, I had activites every night except for Friday night. So on Friday night Cap and I hung out togther, we even read the paper togther.


Thursday night we had the EPIC christmas party, no it was not a party that will be written about 1,000 years from now (or at least that is what I think), but it was a jolly good time. It was real fun just to visit with everyone, with out a real plan of action. It is also the first time at an EPIC Christmas party that we have not played a game called Catch Pharase.

Today, Cap and I went to Honey’s and played with Breagan, and Whately. Well really we just had fun with Whately because he is still learning to crawl. I helped ice some sugar cookies, and I want to tell everyone that there is nothing sissy about that. Just like the christmas Pajamahs, there is nothing sissy about getting coordinating christmas pjs each year. This afternoon Bear and I put in another window at my house, which leaves one left for installation, I keep saying, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…

Below is a picture of Cap, Mazie (the wonderdog) and myself under the bed.

13 December 2006

Birthday Cake

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” ~ Bob Hope

It was a very pretty day outside; the temperature was in the 60’s which is warm for the month of December. I had choir practice tonight, which was okay. I think that if we were to receive report cards for our behavior the men’s section would all get a “Talks to Much” and a “Disruptive” notation. We certainly enjoy ourselves even if other’s do not.

Last night we had my mothers’ birthday party. When it was time for cake the boys got back into their chairs, and I went to get a piece for Cap. Cap started asking for cake, and my grandfather said, “He you can have this” and slide over towards Cap an “Adult” size portion of cake. IT took a few minutes to get my grandfather to realize that we were not going to let Cap eat that much cake.

Monday night I had a meeting, last night I had a birthday party, and tonight I had choir and a meeting at the church. I am really ready to spend an evening at home sometime before the end of the year.

I work at a place that will normally give you some recognition for going above and beyond the normal call of duty. This can include a pat on the back, recognition in one of the management meetings, and perhaps a gift certificate. It never involves the death of an animal. Evidently in Turkey, when a job is well done, they will go ahead a sacrifice a camel, or at least at the airport they did. To read the full story click HERE. It did not sound too good for the supervisor who did or oversaw the sacrifice.

11 December 2006

Christmas Tree

I really do not have much to report tonight. I did run across and article about a Rabi, Christmas Trees, and a menorah. The Christmas trees take a hit, the Rabi cries foul, and the menorah, well it is still unknown. That is the life of a Christmas tree living on the west coast. The thing I find most interesting about the American vs. Christians, is that anyone can say that Joe’s Ten Commandments in the yard are offensive. The City then says, “Joe you have to take that down.” However, when Joe says, “That music that has profanity and is degrading to women offends me, the city will say, “Oh that is free speech protected by the first amendment.

In the event that someone who does not like Christmas trees, or is offended by them reads my blog, there is a picture below that is sure to offend, and possibly send you into a mad fit about the tree.

10 December 2006

Luke 2::8

My sister gave me a birthday card that was, cute. The outside said, You Know, I could have had a worse brother than you… On the inside the card simply says, Cain, for example, Happy Birthday. This Card made me laugh, and I would say it was a priceless moment, but the card cost $, well I am not sure because the American Greetings company does not list the price on the back of their cards.

Tonight I finished reading Cap How The Grinch Stole Christmas! The last few pages of the book are very deep and meaningful. After the Grinch ahs stolen all of the presents, food, trees, and other worldly items of Christmas he is befuddled when the Who’s sing their song. He though that Christmas was only about the presents. The Grinch realizes this, and returns the presents, while the book is not a Christian book it does have a theme that can be pulled from the book. That is the gentle reminder that Christmas is not about the things of this world, but it is about Jesus Christ, out lord and savior.

My Favorite part of Charlie Brown’s Christmas Special is when Linus says, “And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."

That is the good news of Christmas…

Jaded Media

The jaded media continues in its quest to misinform Americans. While they do not come straight out and lie, with the exception of maybe Dan Rather, they do twist facts, and give false titles to stories. The Associated Press put out a story titled, “Baldwin moderates power plant discussion”. After reading the article I find that title to be quite misleading. While it might have been a discussion, the Nuclear Energy Institute, was not even allowed to participate. This story can be found by clicking HERE. Another story that I reviewed, called the event an Activists' symposium. That story can be read by clicking HERE. A few comments on the entire situation, why does anyone care about what a TV start thinks about nuclear energy? I would be more interested in what a nuclear physicist has to say about the subject.

Another media event that occurred this week was the launching of the space shuttle. The launch went well, and the astronauts will spend 12 days in space, viewing out the window the plant earth. Below are two pictures of the night launch, it appears to be a spectacular event to view, even in still photos.



09 December 2006

The Nutcracker

Last night Amy and I went to attend the Nutcracker Ballet. It was very good, as it always is, and I enjoyed it more then the last time I saw it. This is the third time I have seen it in the past 8 years. I am not sure why I enjoyed it more, perhaps I understood the story a little more this time. This version was slightly different the last time I watched. The differences were minor, and all tighter it was wonderful. The symphony did their usual excellent job playing the music. Amy really like the tumblers, and the Buffoons in Act 2. I prefer all of Act 1 to the second act; it has more of a storyline.

Today we concurred most of the Christmas shopping needs, which was okay. There were some funny parts, and not so funny parts. I think the traffic was the thing I disliked most. In addition I finally spent the two gift certificates I received for Christmas last year, I though it was time to use them. I purchased a new pair of work boots, and item that I have needed for a couple of years. My old work boots looked like a set of slick tires used for a NASCAR race.

On the lighter side, Stanley went skiing over this weekend; it is his second time to go. I told him to watch out for the trees, they are not the best breaks to use for stopping.
In an AP article (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061210/ap_on_go_co/congress_rdp) it was noted that, “Democrats also pointed out that the House met only 102 days this session, fewer than the 110 days of the maligned "do-nothing" Congress of the Truman presidency. “ If there are a total of 365 days in a year and the congress only met for 102 days, what exactly did they do the other 263 days of the year? Did they go play golf with Tom Delay? In the days of FRD it only took congress 100 days to radically change the welfare system, which effects the American people to this date. Yet, our congress, the 109th congress, did little, if nothing at all during the 102 days that they met during this entire year.

Pictures from a performance of the Nutcracker (Please note, this is not from thperformancece or Ballet CoThatat Amy and I saw).


Clarreceiveses the Nutcracker
The Spell #1
The Spell #2


The Battle

07 December 2006

Pearl Harbor

We had EPIC tonight, which was good. The converstation was a little on the random side, because we had not met in a few weeks. I decided that if Amy would describe my life as a moive she would possibly use one of the following titiles:

Dazed and Confused – Because I live in my own little world
The Hunt for Red October – Because I am always looking for something

I have been relatively tired lately, I am not sure if it is the weather, or work or perhaps it is both. I have not really wanted to get out of bed in the mornings, because it is nice and cozy under the blankets.

05 December 2006

Hugo Chavez... That Guy Can't Lose

It is with much regret that I announce that Hugo Chavez won his reelection campaign in the South American Country of Venezuela. (In case you do not know, South America is south of Texas, Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama.) One has to wonder if it was an honest vote, since he runs his country like a dictator. If you have seen his picture, you will know that he does not look very friendly. His has the look of a dark and unfriendly William Shatner. How many world leaders would call Bush “Satin” at a UN meeting held in the United States?

In the event that anyone is worried that I might have a cup to much of Egg Nog and then get on the roof can rest easy… I do not like egg nog, and the general though of drinking it makes my stomach turn. I do appercite the concern and thoughfullness!!!

The house looks nice with the christmas lights on, I am ready to put some additional lights up. It is normally to late when I return in afterwork to do much, besides, I have been playing a lot with Cap. I really cannot think of anything else intersting to say, so I will leave you with the picture below.

December 4th, the day after...

Tonight we put Cap to bed, and it did not take him long to get up and start rattling on the door. I went in about 10 minutes after he quit rattling on the door, and put him under the covers. He as not happy when I left, but quite crying after a few minutes. I went in later to make sure he was in bed and tucked in under the covers. When I looked it, he was sitting in the corner of his room, playing with a finger puppet book. When he saw me, he got a look of, “Oh shoot, I have been busted.” He proceeded to run to the bed and try to get in as fast as possible.

03 December 2006

Weekend Update

It has been a very pleasant weekend, which was nice. It was still cold, and oldly enough there is still snow on the ground. I put up some of my Christmas lights, but it was cold and the snow on the ground hampered the luminaries. I have to wait for it to dry so I can mow the grass and then the luminaries will go out into the yard. Normally, I do these activities over thanksgiving, but I was sick, and then I had to attend a wedding, so I am running behind. While I am not Clark Griswold in Family Vacation, I do like to put ou the lights. I am not sure how many lights I do have, but it is now where close to the 25,000 that he put on his house.
Today is my birthday, but we celebrated it yesterday. My parents, Braegan and Father all came over and had supper to celebrate. My mom made some cheese enchiladas, and some cheese dip. The cheese dip was great!!!! The party was a big success!!!!!
I got some nice presents, which included a brick with a picture of a new computer bad, and a fried pie with a picture of a watch. I also got a new suitcase, which is nice, with lots of room. The youth group sang happy birthday to me, and I got a big cookie from them, which we all ate.

Overall the weekend was EXCELLENT!!!

30 November 2006

Psalm 141

Psalm 141

1 O LORD, I call to you; come quickly to me.
Hear my voice when I call to you.
2 May my prayer be set before you like incense;
may the lifting up of my hands be like the evening sacrifice.
3 Set a guard over my mouth, O LORD;
keep watch over the door of my lips.
4 Let not my heart be drawn to what is evil,
to take part in wicked deeds
with men who are evildoers;
let me not eat of their delicacies.
5 Let a righteous man [a] strike me—it is a kindness;
let him rebuke me—it is oil on my head.
My head will not refuse it.
Yet my prayer is ever against the deeds of evildoers;
6 their rulers will be thrown down from the cliffs,
and the wicked will learn that my words were well spoken.
7 They will say, "As one plows and breaks up the earth,
so our bones have been scattered at the mouth of the grave. [b] "
8 But my eyes are fixed on you, O Sovereign LORD;
in you I take refuge—do not give me over to death.
9 Keep me from the snares they have laid for me,
from the traps set by evildoers.
10 Let the wicked fall into their own nets,
while I pass by in safety.

The book of Psalms has many beautiful and moving passages. Like the one about, it is not the 23rd Psalm, but it is beautiful. With passion and emotion written into it. The author is praying for what we all pray for, God’s assistance in allowing us to live a holy life. For it is the snares, and the evil doers that draw us away from Christ. Read the passage to your head with passion, the passion of your desire for Christ. Read it again, with the thought of you or I being the evildoers, or the snares.
We may not set up to do either one, and I pray that I do not, we find our selves in that roll. Instead of being the loving caring Christian, we are to concerned about the style of worship that we like. As we cling to a church, not ever witnessing to the “Normal” people, we become an evildoer. It is not a fact of saying, lets go be evil, rather it is evil because we hold the love Christ has for the world in our heart. Never allowing it to escape, and show itself to our family, friends, co-workers, or Joe down the street.

29 November 2006

Blowing Snow

Last night I forgot to talk about feeling like Charlie Brown. There is a part in his Christmas movie where Charlie has picked a tree out, and Lucy says, “Charlie Brown, you can’t do anything right.” He then takes it home to decorate it, and when he puts the ornament and the tree it falls over. Sometimes I feel a lot like Charlie Brown, in that noting goes as planned.

Had a meeting at the church, and choir practice. We were working on singing a song that has a lot of ups and then downs. It has several places that I cannot get the correct notes. I have not spent much time at home today, which is a bummer. I only saw Cap durning lunch, and he was busy eating, and then playing. Outsie it is cold and snowy.

Below is a picture of the snowy conditions.




The crack down on sports drug abuse continues, and it is not pretty.
DOHA (Reuters) - Chess's world governing body will introduce dope testing at the
Asian Games this week, although the sport's top official in Doha said he had no
idea how drugs could enhance chess performance.
"I would not know which drug
could possibly help a chess player to improve his game," competition manager
Yousuf Ahmad Ali said.
"But, yes, there will be official monitors who may
demand that players undergo a drugs test after the rounds."
Drug testing is
the latest move by the World Chess Federation (FIDE) to raise international
standards in the hope of making chess an Olympic sport in the future.
Along
with triathlon, chess is making its debut at the Asian Games, where more than 60
players will compete for the medals.
Among them are ex-world champions Rustam
Kasimdzhanov of Uzbekistan and Zhu Chen, a former Chinese international who has
switched nationality to represent hosts Qatar.
The Asian Games take place
from December1-15.

28 November 2006

Charlie Brown, Internet, "Yada, yada, yada"

The internet offers some amazing technology when one ponders what you can do with it. For example, tonight I am listening to WNYC –New York Public Radio- as I sit in my Texas house. Newshour with Jim Lear is on as I type. (You might be thinking, he is a news junkie, and maybe I am, what is wrong with being informed?) It has opened up a vast expanse of knowledge for people. Along with the positive aspects of it, the internet also is host to many people out to do the devils work.

This morning I listened to an interesting report on Charlie Brown’s Christmas Special, 1965. It is titled Behind Vince Guaraldi's Timeless Holiday Soundtrack. I also watched most of the movie with Amy and Cap this evening, it was on live. (I can watch it anytime I wish, because I bought the DVD a few years ago.) I really like the Charlie Brown movies. This could be because I relate it to the 1950-1960’s American utopia. A time when the biggest issue on a sitcom was that Dennis the Menace destroyed some flowers or that Beaver left his lunch at home. These days our sitcoms deal with a cadre of issues, none of them subtle. The soap opera All My Children has reached a new low in it’s attempt to increase viewers. The headline reads: All My Children GLAAD-Hands New Character. They are introducing a new Trans-Gender character. It is very disappointing. Could you see Charlie Brown or Snoopy dealing with this subject, no I cannot either.

Tonight I went to the gym to do a little running, since I can do that now. I saw one of the guys I go to church with, who is 15-20 years older then me. He out ran be by a long way on the treadmill. We started at the same time and when I left he was still going, he is like the energizer bunny, except with blond thinning hair.

Below is the text from an AP Article. It has some really great on-liners from TV, in fact I think there is something for everyone in the list that will make you laugh, or perhaps cry!

NEW YORK - Sometimes it takes only a word, or just a few, to become immortalized
in television history. The TV Land cable network has compiled a list of the 100
greatest catchphrases in TV, from the serious — Walter Cronkite's nightly
signoff "And that's the way it is" — to the silly: "We are two wild and crazy
guys!"
The network will air a countdown special, "The 100 Greatest TV Quotes
& Catch Phrases," over five days starting Dec. 11.
"We have found that
television is such a huge part of baby boomers' DNA that it makes sense that so
much of America's pop culture jargon has come from TV," said Larry Jones, TV
Land president.
The greatest number of moments, 26, come from the 1970s. TV
Land identified nine moments from this decade. Ten are from commercials, and 28
from comedies, including six from "Saturday Night Live."
In alphabetical
order, TV Land's list:
_"Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")
_"And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening News")
_"Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. Kennedy)
_"Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, "The honeymooners")
_"Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse,"Emeril Live")
_"Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")
_"Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")
_"Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")
_"De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo,"Fantasy Island")
_"Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")
_"Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter
Olympics
)
_"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")
_"Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk")
_"Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "GoodTimes")
_"Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")
_"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to Beaver")
_"God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")
_"Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)
_"Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It Now")
_"Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")
_"Have you no sense of decency?"
(Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy)
_"Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")
_"Here it is, your moment of Zen" ( Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show")
_"Here's Johnny!" ( Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")
_"Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")
_"Hey hey hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")
_"Hey hey hey!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")
_"Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")
_"Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")
_"Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living Color")
_"How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason Show")
_"How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani," Friends")
_"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)
_"I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")
_"I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team")
_"I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)
_"I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart")
_"I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)
_"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad)
_"I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")
_"If it weren't for you meddling kids!" (Various villains, "Scooby Doo,
Where Are You?")
_"Is that your final answer?" ( Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")
_"It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer Batteries ad)
_"It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)
_"Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Saturday Night Live")
_"Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")
_"Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill Street Blues")
_"Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various sports events)
_"Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")
_"Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")
_"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (Jan Brady, "The Brady Bunch")
_"Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The Smothers
Brothers Comedy Hour")
_"Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")
_"Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "Andy Griffith Show")
_"No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")
_"Norm!" ("Cheers")
_"Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")
_"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park")
_"Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")
_"One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)
_"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon ad)
_"Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)
_"Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The Next Generation")
_"Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & Allen Show")
_"Schwing!" ( Mike Myers and Dana Carvey
as Wayne and Garth, "Saturday Night Live")
_"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle)
_"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)
_"Smile, you're on Candid Camera'" ("Candid Camera")
_"Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")
_"Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")
_"Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")
_"Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")
_"Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)
_"Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")
_"That's hot" ( Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")
_"The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat"(Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports")
_"The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")
_"The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")
_"This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")
_"Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)
_"Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")
_"Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, "Welcome
Back, Kotter")
_"We are two wild and crazy guys!" ( Steve Martin
and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")
_"Welcome to the
O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")
_"Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, "Saturday Night Live")
_"We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed Sullivan Show")
_"Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)
_"What you
see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip Wilson Show")
_"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")
_"Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)
_"Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")
_"Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")
_"Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")
_"Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")
_"Yeah, that's the ticket" ( Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, "Saturday Night Live") _"You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")
_"You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, "Saturday Night Live")
_"You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")
_"You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")
_"You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "Mary Tyler Moore Show")

27 November 2006

Thanksgiving Update

With the passing of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, the holiday season is upon us. There are a few houses on the street that already have their lights up, they stayed at home for Turkey Day. It has been several days since I have posted anything, I did not think that everyone want to read my laments about being sick over the holiday. I was sick, statically I went through one box of tissue paper in 24 hours, that is a lot of junk.

Amy and Cap left me at home on Thursday, as they made the pilgrimage to Clovis. I did not want to spread my joy to anyone, so I stayed at home, with the dog. My mom was nice enough to bring me several plates of food during my confinement. After two days of confinment, I made the drive to beautiful Clovis. We attended a wedding, and a reception that night, and had brunch at Amy’s grandparents. In lieu of attending church Ryan had a short devotional, and Amberly lead everyone in so hymns. It was a neat experience all in all.

I had a lot of interesting thoughts over the weekend that would have made good blog subjects, and one liners. I just did not write any of them down.



Cap playing in the leaves




The family at the reception

21 November 2006

Celebrities

The celebrities and famous folks in the US have figured it out. Anytime they make a mistake, they can say, oh it was a joke, a jab, or I was mad. Today I was reading about Faith Hill and a comment that was caught on video during the CMA Awards show. When she did not win the female vocalist away she yelled “WHAT”. Latter she explained that it was only a joke. John Kerry last month made the statement, “If you do not go to school you will be stuck in Iraq.” His excuse was that he was making a jab at the White House and its administration. Only a few days ago, Kramer from the show Seinfeld shot his mouth off in a very derogatory manner at a comedy club. He said that he was angered by the hecklers…
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20061121/116411532000.html

20 November 2006

OJ who?

Nothing really exciting to blog about tonight. It is a short work week, which is great, especially after the morning that I had. Oh it was not to bad just frustrating… I think that I am getting a cold, which will be the 2nd or 3rd time I have been sick during thanksgiving. I got up at 3:30 am this morning and have not been back to sleep. I watch most of Miracle between 4:00 and 5:35 when I started getting ready. Other than that life is normal… I have been hearing a lot on the news about OJ Simpson, however, I have not figured out why he is on the news so much. I should just sit down and read about him.

19 November 2006

The Backyard Report

This afternoon I sat in my backyard, and watched as the leaves rustled around they yard. Some slowly falling to the ground in a methodical dive, like watching divers in slow motion coming off the board. I also watched as a squirrel split nuts that he found in one of my trees...

My dad and his friend Monroe, who has always been a mystery man to Amy, came over tonight to visit. It was nice to see dad, and Monroe. Cap let Bear read a book to him, and they sat on the couch together. I was gone to praise band practice when they arrived.

Practice was good, I turned my mic back on, as it was off during the service this morning. This was only one of several things that pushed me toward being agitated. However, all was better tonight at practice. We sang one Christmas song, and that is exciting.

After thanksgiving there is a radio station that plays nothing but Christmas music until December 26, and you better believe that I will listen to it. I am glad this year because I can get that radio station in my office. I certainly hope that no one in the near by offices dislikes Christmas songs.

Right now I am watching a documentary about Penguins, wow, that is a rough life. I am glad that I am not a penguin, while they are most interesting animals to watch their life is tough. Marching across the ice, just to hop into the frozen ocean to catch some fish. Then they have to march back to the nest and share their food.

18 November 2006

Kingdometide

Today I went to the park and walked 2 miles, which is the furthest that I have been since my body work. It was a pleasant day out, the breeze was a tad on the chilly side in the shaded areas. The shaded areas are decreasing in size rapidly as the leaves fall off the trees. This process was greatly enhanced on Tuesday of last week when we received 60 mph winds, with gust that were higher. That really blows the leaves off the trees. I will start jogging some once the Dr. says that it is okay, which will most likely be on Wednesday. Yippie!

While I was on my walk I listed to another podcast of the Asbury Chapel Service. It was good, the speaker went over Kingdomtide, and enlightened me to a few things. One thing that I pondered that was not discussed, loving our neighbors. More to the point, I think that the church in general and members in particular often struggle with this. As a church rolls out new programs, or as members sit in a Sunday school class and cover curriculum, there are people out in the world that need to experience God’s Love. By focusing on programming, and the next big thing we often overlook how simple it is to show God’s love. I find that I sometimes am consumed with my own life that I do not look up and around at other peoples lives…

I cooked tonight, we had grilled chicken breast, that had marinated in a lemon/orange with some spices marinate. We also had salad, toast, and Bush’s Beans, which were a big hit. I wanted to take the chance to grill while there was still a hint of autumn in the air before Jack Frost moves into the neighborhood for the winter.

17 November 2006

PS3

It was a fast and furious day at work… I managed to spend 30 minutes in my office in the morning, and after that it was about 5:00pm before I returned. I was tried when I got home, so it was nice to play with Cap and take a short nap. Cap and I played with the wooden blocks, and the animals in the Ark. We also read a few stories, and ran (at Cap Speed) up and down the hallway. I almost feel like I am coming down with a little cold today.

While I am not a big fan of the television, I did watch the two Fictional shows that I make an effort to see tonight. They are The Class and Friday Night Lights. I am not sure why I find them enjoyable to watch, but I do. I might be that these are two shows that Amy and I both like.

I had an epiphany yesterday, but I cannot remember what it was. Some might argue that if I cannot remember what it was, then it was not an epiphany.

Today Microsoft release their new PS3 (I think it was Microsoft) and I was amazed at all of the people who waited in line outside of stores so they could purchase one. I find this behavior a little disturbing, like the people that camp out to get tickets to the Star Wars Movies. Sure I wanted to watch them, and I did, I just did not camp outside a ticket booth to get a ticker.

15 November 2006

Stardate 200611151126

If this was Star Trek my blog would begin with, “Captain’s Log, Star Date 200611152300, location: aboard the Enterprise traveling where no man has gone. Today…” Last night I was in the mood to watch Top Gun. It was the first movie that I remember my parents purchasing on VHS, and it was one of the first movies that I ever watched in my parent’s living room. The first time I watch the movie I missed the first little bit and though that Maverick and Goose were in beginning flight school, and not advanced. Which caused a wee bit of confusion on my part. I made it about 10 minutes into the movie and fell asleep, so I will try it again tonight, unless I change my mind.

I went to Panhandle to pick up my dad because he dropped a car off for my sister. We visited about worship styles and church for about 20 minutes on the way home. It was a very insightful conversation, he brought back information from a church that he attended in Nebraska, that had a blended style of worship.

I have been busy cooking… …so I am going to sign out.

I am glad that I

14 November 2006

The Devil Went Down to Wolf Creek

When I think of a musical ballad, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, just does not strike me as being a ballad, rather I think of a song like Wonderful Tonight, by Eric Clapton. However, according to the Wipekida definition of a Ballad, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, is a ballad. The word ballad conjures up vision of a soft guitar, love song with an attached story. Technically aside from the soft guitar song The Devil Goes Down to Georgia would meet my definition. You have Johnny, the kid who loves his guitar, and the devil who loves, well souls of course. Along with that goes the story, of Johnny challenging the devil and winning. When we, me and my closest friends from Big B, changed the words to the song a little. We did not care much about fiddling, we like to snow ski, but we still wanted to beat the devil. The end result was Us challenging the devil for out Skoal, and we would get a pair of golden K2 skis if we beat him skiing. A word about smokeless tobacco, don’t try it, it is overrated and bad for you. Once you start it is difficult to stop, and could take divine intervention for you to stop. There is nothing cool about it, epically all the spit, women, most women, find it repulsive.

We loved to ski especially at Wolf Creek. Actually, we still love to ski, still at Wolf Creek. My freshman year in college two of us bough our own skis and I skied a total of 24 days that winter, which is good considering it if 5 hours to the nearest mountain with snow on it from where we live.

There is something wonderful about skiing down a mountain, with the tall trees around, the snow falling on you, as you cut back and forth down the face of a mountain. Your face numb from the cold, icicles in your mustache and chin, no feeling in your hands. Looking around and can barely see 10 feet in front of you partly due to the blinding snow, and partly because you were too cheap to get goggles. Your legs, screaming in pain because of the burning sensation from muscles that you have not work in 11 months. That is the point that you ask yourself, “Now why exactly is it that I like this sport, can’t see, can feel my face, hands, or feet, all I feel from my legs is burning, and I am going down a black diamond with 12 inches of powder.

13 November 2006

The Pink Shirt

Amy and Jenn went to some “girl thing” tonight, so Brandon and Peyton came over to assist me with Cap. We had a good time, and the boys certainly enjoyed each other. The women, or at least Amy, returned with a catalog full of more stuff to purchase.

I worn a Pink shirt to work today, it is a nice polo button down shirt, that I ironed myself. I was tormented all day long by one of my co-workers, whom we will call Stanley to protect his innocents. I like the shirt and think that it goes with my skin tone and color. I am certainly not wearing it because I am making some sort of statement, it is just a nice shirt.

On a food note, I had oatmeal for breakfast (Quakers), soft taco’s for lunch (Mexican), and Spaghetti (Italian) for dinner. My pallet went on a world tour of sorts, and it all happened in a 10 mile radius from my house.

The link below will take you to an NPR piece that was written by Lt. Col. Carl Grunow. It is a story the encapsulates some of the trials and tribulations of life in Iraq.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6481797

12 November 2006

Maisy the Mouse

Bear came over tonight after he returned from Nebraska and visited with us. I was impressed that Cap threw him the ball a couple of times. He also listened as Bear read Snuggle Puppy. Cap got the book a few weeks ago and he loves it. It also came with a small stuffed snuggle puppy, that Cap has taken to. He really likes all of his stuffed animals. There are a few that are his favorites, but otherwise he seems to like them all.

Yesterday we went to the City to run a few errands. We went to Barns and Noble and they had Storytime with Maisy. Maisy is a character in one of Caps books; she is a mouse that has adventures. Lucy Cousins is the author, and when Maisy came in Cap was excited to see her. It was really neat.

Below is a picture of Amy and Cap reading Goodnight Moon. If you will notice, Cap is reading his own book.

11 November 2006

Leaves

Last night we drove 24 miles to eat at a restaurant, turned around and drove back home. I have never though much about those escapades here in West Texas, because driving is part of living. I was visiting with a guy that works for a major oil company in their Exploration and Production department. He informed me that he put 31,000 miles on his company truck in the last nine months. I bet he has a lot of time to ponder life as he beats a trail down the road.

This morning I was captivated by the leaves falling off the trees. With their vibrant radiant red and orange colors, it is their last salute before the cold from Canada begins to creep in. In a few weeks it is possible that I will watch as snow gently falls from the sky and blankets the region. The white cover will give the and area a true feeling of innocence.

09 November 2006

The Stream

Sometime I look at writing like it is a stream running through the wooded hill country of tall Texas. As the story winds across, the ground, around the trees, and down the rocky water falls, it resembles life.

The last few days, my stream has been dry, with nothing flowing in the creek bed. The last few days we have got to listen the news media focus on a dozen stories of voters having issues at polling places, all the while they do not report on the millions of people that voted without incident. There was a song released in the 80’s by Phil Collins about the news people chasing news that was morbid or death with deaths, or murders.

John F. Kennedy was interested in Journalism, however, he decided that it was not Journalist who changed things, it was politicians. I think that while that might be true, the news media of today has a lot more inherent power, and are jaded more to one specific political party. How informed can the public be on an issue if all they here is the 30 or 60 second sound bites. Yet, that is the world, and society that we live in.

06 November 2006

Movies

It has always amazed me the types of movies that are produced and successful here in America. Take the movie, Napoleon Dynamited a quirky movie about a kid in high school. I watched the movie, and it did not make a great deal of sense to me. Most recently released was Borat, a movie about a journalist from a small county. The movie has actually received more press coverage than the real place that the character is suppose to come from. A few years ago there was a movie about a guy who was stranded at an airport for a few months. I liked that movie, but the preface seemed a little strange. Oddly enough I am watching a movie about dodge ball, that is right, they made a movie about a schoolhouse game, and made it pretty funny.

05 November 2006

Reflections from a Foggy Day

In the event that this is the only place you get news, Saddam Hussein was convicted of murder and sentenced to be executed, for more click HERE!

Saturday night, I sang Amy my version of “White Christmas” in the ensuing discussion she said that Perry Como sang the song. I said that it was originally sung by Danny Kaye in the movie White Christmas. She did not believe me, or that a Danny Kaye even existed.

Today we had church because it was Sunday, we took the sacraments, or communion as it is more commonly know. I attended the Church’s Charge Conference, which is a annual meeting where reports are reviewed and approved. I have a friend that is attending Asbury Theological Seminary and he told me about their chapel services that are put out as Podcast. There were several that he particularly recommended, so I listened to a couple of them. The first one was excellent, and the second one felt more like sitting though a lecture. It was an awesome lecture, or study if you will, and I learned a great deal. If that is the amount of learning they do during chapel, I cannot imagine the amount that is done in the classrooms.

Question: Why does it seem so easy to connect with God and others while away from home on a Mission Trip, Ski Trip, Church Camp, ect…?

I have struggled with connecting with God at the same level I do when I am on a trip like those listed above when I return home. Many years ago I went on a mission trip to Oklahoma, and about 1 hour before we got home the discussion in the van just died off. I have always attributed that to people thinking about what they needed to do when they got home. Why do we stay so busy on the day to day stuff? Is it that these things are much more simply to complete and we can see the progress we have made? Why do I feel like I must conquer the world in one day, and spend that day just trying to get my foot out the door?

04 November 2006

A Saturday Afternoon Drive Through Downtown

Once again, I have not had a great deal to write about, I have also been pretty tired after returning back to work. However, since today was Saturday, I felt like I should chronicle a few things about the day. First are foremost congratulations are in order for Jimbo on #3, which is also a boy. Secondly, today I drove through downtown and noticed that the City has already erected the Christmas lights along Main Street and Third Street. This leaves me with only one conclusion, The City is on the same calendar that Wal-Mart is on for Christmas. I also tried a new set of contacts today, and quite honestly I can see better without glasses then I can with those in. It seems pretty counter productive. Another noteworthy observation, the wind is not blowing here, and it is beautiful outside.

There has been lots of news lately about politics and politicians to read about in the media. These are the times that generally bring out the best in Saturday Night Live. Early on in the show Jimmy Carter was president and they did a skit with him answering a call in line. Every caller had a drug question and just by describing the shape and color of the pill he could tell the caller what it was.

31 October 2006

Haloween

Tonight was Halloween, a holiday of pumpkins, candy, princesses, and bad drivers. When I was a kid my parents would put us in the car and we would so see my grandparents, aunts, uncles, friends of the family. Today, it seems like parents trail behind the walking kids all the way down the streets.

The other day we were watching PBS and they had a show on James Taylor, which I caught a glimpse of. I did not realize it but James Taylor is a Caucasian, for some reason I always though he was African American. It was a revelation to me. The other thing that struck me was several people were interviewed and said that he was the best song writer of all time. His music is okay, I think that there have been other song writers that were more influential.

30 October 2006

THe McMurry Indian

Yesterday night we went to a Fall Festival at our church. I suppose that it is good to change the name of Halloween, but in doing so I think that we have lead the way for the secularist to change Christmas to “Winter Holiday”. I dressed up as a McMurry Indian, a bred of Indian that did not fall to the Cowboy, but rather it was the NCAA that killed it. I really think that Notre Dame should change it’s mascot as well, since I am part Irish I find there depiction of the Irish in the form of a leprechaun offensive. I am still trying to figure out why they named that school using the French Language, yet chose the Irish to make fun of with their mascot, see picture below.


Well today was my first day back at work… it was okay. I did a lot of sitting, and talking and a little bit of driving. Last night I had a migraine headache so I went to bed at 9:00 pm. This evening I am pretty tied as well.

You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown

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You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown
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Last night we went and ate at the Plaza Restaurant, one of the few places in town to eat. While we were waiting we noticed that my parents were also there. It was funny to see them eating out without us, because they do not do it that often. They were nice and picked up the ticket even though they were not blessed with our conversation, or perhaps we would have been blessed. I think that it confused Cap a little bit, but he recovered nicely and devoured all of the pieces for a chicken Fajita one at a time.

Charlie Brown speaks the truth about politicians in You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown, when Linus van Pelt comes out of the principles office and his sister says, "Linus did you tell him how it was going to be." Linus replies, "Well not really, he told me how it would be." This sends Lucy van Pelt into a rage about not keeping campaign promises and the like.

Last night I also watched as the Detroit Tigers pitching made the 5th fielding error in the last 5 games against the St. Louis Cardinals. Each of these errors played an important part in the Tiger losing the battle against the Cardinal. It was like watching the cartoon, Tom and Jerry, or more like watching the Coyote and the Roadrunner. The Coyote (Tigers) never could get it together to catch the roadrunner (Cardinals.)

Today, I went for a walk at the park, which was nice. It was 70 degrees out so I wore shorts, and sat at a park bench for a while to let the warm rays of the sun hit me. The most interesting part of the walk, as usual, was what I listened to. I listened to a Podcast from Asbury Theological Seminary's chapel service. A student named Omar spoke about growing up and what Christianity meant to him in the context of today's word. Omar was born in Houston, his father is a Muslim, born in Iraq, and his mother was a Methodist, raised in Texas. It was a very interesting look at the Christian Community, and what we really should be about.

Tonight we went to a Halloween Festival, or a Fall Festival, with my parents and Braegan it was interesting. There were a lot of people there, not much for two two-year olds to do. They did have fun.
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28 October 2006

You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown

Last night we went and ate at the Plaza Restaurant, one of the few places in town to eat. While we were waiting we noticed that my parents were also there. It was funny to see them eating out without us, because they do not do it that often. They were nice and picked up the ticket even though they were not blessed with our conversation, or perhaps we would have been blessed. I think that it confused Cap a little bit, but he recovered nicely and devoured all of the pieces for a chicken Fajita one at a time.

Charlie Brown speaks the truth about politicians in You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown, when Linus van Pelt comes out of the principles office and his sister says, “Linus did you tell him how it was going to be.” Linus replies, “Well not really, he told me how it would be.” This sends Lucy van Pelt into a rage about not keeping campaign promises and the like.

Last night I also watched as the Detroit Tigers pitching made the 5th fielding error in the last 5 games against the St. Louis Cardinals. Each of these errors played an important part in the Tiger losing the battle against the Cardinal. It was like watching the cartoon, Tom and Jerry, or more like watching the Coyote and the Roadrunner. The Coyote (Tigers) never could get it together to catch the roadrunner (Cardinals.)

Today, I went for a walk at the park, which was nice. It was 70 degrees out so I wore shorts, and sat at a park bench for a while to let the warm rays of the sun hit me. The most interesting part of the walk, as usual, was what I listened to. I listened to a Podcast from Asbury Theological Seminary’s chapel service. A student named Omar spoke about growing up and what Christianity meant to him in the context of today’s word. Omar was born in Houston, his father is a Muslim, born in Iraq, and his mother was a Methodist, raised in Texas. It was a very interesting look at the Christian Community, and what we really should be about.

Tonight we went to a Halloween Festival, or a Fall Festival, with my parents and Braegan it was interesting. There were a lot of people there, not much for two two-year olds to do. They did have fun.

27 October 2006

News In My Life

Yesterday I went to Amarillo to see the Doctor, which was a pleasant visit, and the body work is healing nicely. While I was there I looked at the inside of a Toyota FJ Cruiser. Amy did not think they were big on the inside in the back, I thought that it was because the seats were all the way back. Additionally, Amy thinks they are ugly, but I like them. I think they are neat little cars.

We also went to Roosters to get some coffee, well I got coffee and Amy had some Chi Tea (?). A drink that tastes different. While we were there Chandler Cooke came in and sat with us. So we visited about religion teachers at McMurry University. It was a fun discussion, most of the professors that Amy and I had have retired and been replaced with people that we had never heard of.

Below are some pictures of the Captain, Cap, or Cappers…


Halloween Outfit

Cap Painting a Pumpkin

26 October 2006

Methodist Website

I got to visit with a friend, peer, man of god, relative by marriage tonight for a while. It was a wonderful conversation, thus making the second wonderful conversation that I have had in the past two days, with people I do not get to see/visit on a regular basis. Right now I have the hiccups, which is a real bummer.

The United Methodist Church has a labyrinthine of a Website that has many fascinating articles and though buried with it. Sometime when I am actually looking for information, it is like looking for a needle in the superhighway haystack.

The emerging music from the United Methodist Church is featured in the link below:
http://emerge.fumcbirmingham.org/wesley_project.htm

Of course they also address the age old question, “Did the Wesleys Really Use Drinking Song Tunes for Their Hymns?”

Today in USA News, I found an article about Jews who want to create an “eruv" — a Hebrew word for the symbolic extension of an area considered private into the public domain. One of the you Jewish ladies was quoted as saying the following: "’It's a major social inconvenience’, said Lea Geller, who dreads spending Saturdays indoors with her newborn while her family walks to prayer at the Pacific Jewish Center”. To read the entire article please click on the link below.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061024/ap_on_re_us/seaside_synagogue

23 October 2006

Pine Tar, Surely it was just Dirt

George Will once said, “Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.” The second game of the Series was played last night in Detroit. The Tigers won, the picthcing was good, and George Brett is not the only person to have possilbe issues with pinetar or dirt. For more please click the following link. http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20061023&content_id=1721855&vkey=ps2006news&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Yesterday, I listend to a short story on the “Art World” in particlue it was about dealer Ambroise Vollard, who sold art in Paris. The interesting part of this dealer is that he found and sold some of the most famous and influential painters of the time. Much has always been made about Van Gogh, however if it were not from Vollard, Van Gogh might well have gone done unknown. The Art Dealer like the media outlets, have the ability to shape what is popular, what we see, and the news that we receive. The read the article or listen to the story click the following link: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6279921

Tonight Honey and Breagan came over to visit, they have both recovered from feeling poorly. Cap and Breagan had fun, threw the balls, played with the cups, and got all of the toys out, in a breif span of 1 hour.

Amy and I looked over a section in the Amarillo that had the gubernatorial candidates’ views on certain subjects. While it is had to really understand what a politician view is on a particular subject by reading a few short lines, yet politicians still try to do it. Below are some nuggets of though by possible people who may lead the state of Texas.

REPUBLICAN RICK PERRY on Illegal immigration and border security: "We will do everything that we need to do in this state until Washington understands that you cannot have border security and an immigration program until you have border security." Amarillo Globe News

PERRY on Education: "School reform is first and foremost about improving the quality of education in Texas classrooms". Amarillo Globe News That quote reminds me of the Watergate no-denial denial, when a politician talks but does not actually say a single meaningful thing.

LIBERTARIAN JAMES WERNER on Education: "I propose offering a full-value voucher to the parents of every child in Texas". Amarillo Globe News

WERNER on Healthcare: "I oppose government subsidies". Amarillo Globe News While he is willing to give school vouchers to patents of every child in Texas, they will not gain much use while they are ill from not receiving proper healthcare because he does not believe in government subsidies.

PERRY on Energy: "Texas is reducing its dependency on foreign energy sources and improving air quality by increasing the production of renewable energy". Amarillo Globe News. While Rick Perry states that on the campaign trail, at the TCEQ he is pushing for approval of additional power generation plants in the North Texas area. See the paragraph below from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram

"Environmentalists and others, including the mayors of Dallas, Arlington and Houston, argue that the plants will be major sources of air pollution. Environmental groups have said they will try to stop their construction in federal court should state regulators approve the plants next year, as requested by TXU and Gov. Rick Perry". (Fort Worth Star Telegram 10-19-06).

22 October 2006

Sesame Street

Yesterday while I was watching Sesame Street, there was s skit on with Bert and Ernie. It was actually the first time in a week that I had even seen Bert on the show. The skit had Ernie happily dancing and singing about their room, when Bert comes into the room to read a book on the bed. This task is made impossible when Ernie starts banging on his drums, and Bert has a look of frustration on his face at his brother’s lack of sensitivity.

I also enjoy watching Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, because it seems to be a safe place for everyone involved. Although I think the learning is at a higher level then Sesame Street, it has a lot to offer young and old. His show reminds me of all that is innocent in this world, with his unassuming passive nature; Fred Roger takes us to many places, and introduces us to many people.

While they may not be as suspenseful as Survivor or The Apprentice, they both team positive and informative messages. Survivor has shown the world how to lie, cheat, steal, and betray people while living in some deserted location. The Apprentice, has equally show the same human attributes, attributes which will not make this country stronger.

21 October 2006

World Series and the Superbowl

Tonight my dad came over and visited, which was nice. Cap though that since Bear was here he should also have Honey and Braegan. He was upset when they did not follow him in the door, and it took him a few minutes to calm down and return to playing. I was listening to the World Series on the XM Radio and then we decided to turn on the TV and watch. At this point I realized that there was a 1-2 pitch delay on the XM announcers. It takes a while to go to outer space and back.

We visited about last years World Series and we could not remember who won. As it turns out the White Sox played the Astros and the White Sox won the series. One must ponder the fact that if you can’t remember who played the year before, perhaps you should not bother to watch it. Interestingly, I can remember Super Bowl XX, in1986 which pitted New England against the Chicago Bears. One of the linemen, name Refrigerator Perry, scored a touch down, and the Bears won the game. However, I cannot remember who played in the super bowl last year, and I watched a majority of the game.

20 October 2006

The Mets

Last night we had EPIC, which I enjoyed immensely, being at how we did not have it the week before last. It was good to see everyone and visit. Today, I went to town with Amy to drop cap off, and take a few things to the Waste Transfer Facility, my involvement was limited to sitting in the car adjusting the air conditioner, and changing the radio.

Last night I was to distraught over the Mets loss to write, the final batter, was struck out looking. That is like running past your goal, or watching you Ginga Tower Collapse. The Mets just did not Believe enough so the Cardinals got to saw, Go Home Mets...

On the news lately there has been a rash of news stories about the corruption on Capital Hill. This leads me to ponder the following question: “Can legislators actually write rules that will govern their “soft money contributions” and “gifts from lobbyist”? Since I was in the corruption spirit, I watched All the Presidents’ Men. This movie recounts Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein’s investigation into President Nixon’s Watergate Break-in.

The city’s emergency response personnel and school district had a drill today, which was really unannounced to the public. It was one of those state mandated, you have to get kids on the bus and ship them across the town drill. It was interesting, because they closed part of my street for about 10 minutes during the “Drill”.

18 October 2006

Olympics

Cap got a hair cut today, the picture is below. I watched Miracle on the TV, a movie about the 1980 USA Hockey team that beat the Russian Hockey team. As the movie aptly stated, the game was much more than just a hockey game. With the cold war occurring, the Russians had invaded Afghanistan, and the turmoil of the Middle East, the country had been through several bumpy spots in the road. Jimmy Carter was the president at the time and he did not demonstrate an attitude of hope and success in many of his addresses to the nation. On a side not Mr. Carter had a brother named Billy, and Billy was in the promoted one brand of beer. The name of this beer was, that is right, “Billy Beer.”

When one talks about the Olympics, I think that it is interesting that there are more summer sports than winter sports. In one sense it is logical that people are more prone to go outside and goof off in the summer as opposed to the winter. The winter games in 2010 are going to be in Vancouver, Canada, and I would like to attend. The sports that I would like to watch are, Curling, Hockey, and some of the skiing events. In all actuality there are more sports in the summer games that I would like to watch, but Vancouver is a easier to get to then say, China, or London.

17 October 2006

Highlighters,

Amy thinks that I am obsessed with the highlighter because I used it the other day to highlight names of people that I knew in an e-mail that was sent, and I highlighted several items from the AP’s “Today In History” that are included below.

In 1931, mobster Al Capone was convicted of income tax evasion) sentenced to 11 years in prison, Capone was released in 1939).

In 1933, Albert Einstein arrived in the United States as a refugee from Nazi Germany.

In 1973, Arab Oil producing nations announced they would begin cutting back oil exports to Western nations and Japan; the result was a total embargo that lasted unit March 1974.

The importance of Einstein coming to America in 1933 was his ability, along with Leó Szilárd’s urging, to send a letter to Roosevelt to encourage nuclear development.

I went out to eat lunch with Amy, at the coffee ranch, she had to order because I am unsure of what she normally orders for me. Mazie the wonder dog wanted to sleep where my feet normally are, which lead to striff between me and the doggie. Below are some pictures that we finally go developed, for your viewing pleasure.



Cap, at the Park

Cap watching Whaetly

Cap with short hair, early in the summer

15 October 2006

Brutus, a Labrador retriever

Last night I recorded Saturday Night Live (SNL) and watched it today. As it turns out, it was a rerun, not from last year, nay, but from two weeks ago. It was a bummer in a way, but there were a couple of skits that I wanted to see again, and I did, it was just sooner than I though it would be.

It was an exciting day of television, which included several football games, and two golf tournaments. Last night the Mets lost another game to the Cardinals, and Detroit swept the A’s under the rug and out of the playoffs.

I did not go to church so the day was pretty unusual.


Brutus, a Labrador retriever owned by Tom and Lisa Burton, struggles in the deep snow after a major snowstorm in Clarence, N.Y., a suburb of Buffalo, Friday, Oct. 13, 2006. A rare early October snowstorm left parts of the Great Lakes and Midwest blanketed with 2 feet (60 centimeters) of snow Friday morning, prompting widespread blackouts, closing schools and halting traffic. (AP Photo/David Duprey)

More News Stories

Bush keeps revising war justification
I am not sure what to make of the marriage article, other than being surprised. The author bluntly implies that Marriage is not the “preferred marriage arrangement” a fact that I disagree with.
For first time, unmarried households reign in US

Click here to view a short video of Lemur’s. Lemurs are a species that was made famous by the movie Madagascar.

14 October 2006

Big Adventures

One would think that I would spend a lot of time typing while recovering from the body work. Unfortunately, my new favorite position is lying on my back being slightly elevated, which does not lend to working on the computer at all. Additionally, my two greatest adventures in the last couple of days involve car rides, one of those I did not ever get out of the car. Cap and Amy went to the pumpkin patch and selected three small pumpkins, one for each of use.

Someone was not having a good day, the story is below.




Smoke rises over Lithuania's Mazeikiu Nafta oil refinery Thursday Oct. 12, 2006. A fire broke out at Lithuania's only oil refinery on Thursday, prompting authorities to evacuate all workers from the plant but causing no injuries, plant officials said. (AP Photo / Mindaugas Kulbis)

Some political news to mull over.
Battleground Dispatches for Oct. 13

12 October 2006

Body Work

The minor body work was performed without incident. I am a little stiff in places with some minor discomformt, which I did not expect. The Tigers beat the A’s last night. I have never really liked the A’s that much. When I was in high school they had Jose Canseco, who I thouhgt was a real jerk. I watched the movie Anchorman, it was hillarous, not a good movie to watch with a sore stomach. I did go for a short walk today, and watched a PBS show on Jack Abramoff. There is a scene in Office Space where the main character, Peter, is being sentenced for stealing. The judge says, “Peter Gibbons, you are a very bad man.” I wonder what that judge would say to Jack Abramoff.

Below is a picture of Amy and I from the Antietam Battle Field in 2001. I have a framed copy on my desk at work.


10 October 2006

Yankees

I think that the cool part of fall has finally arrived, and winter is nipping at our heals. It has been cold and rainy for two days, with the temperature continuing to slide down the temperature scale. In the event that you are not a big baseball fan and missed it, the New York Yankees and their ¼ billion dollar salary did not make it past the Detroit Tigers. This is the time of year when everybody starts wondering who will be in the world series. This year I am sure that some of those people will be shocked when they hear, The Detroit Tigers are in, and the Yankees are OUT.

09 October 2006

Pachelbel

Sunday morning I listened to a really interesting piece about Johann Pachelbel on the radio. An Everyman Ode to Pachelbel's Canon. I really enjoy Pacheblel’s Canon in D, which was not indicitive of the rest of his music. We played it as the wedding march in our wedding, I just could not have a wedding with “Here Comes the Bride,” because it seems so clechies. In the same manned we processional (leaving) we played, “I’ll Fly Away” which was Amy’s idea.

Today I drove 240 miles and did not go anyway except for the big A-Town twice. I learned that my body has to go into the shop on Wednesday for a little repair job, just some minor adjustment and repairs.

08 October 2006

Mustache

After listening to several commentaries about ex Rep. Foley I wanted to look at both the RNC and DNC websites. I also wanted to send the RNC a note asking that I receive no more junk mail from them asking for money. It is plain to me that they have plenty of corporate sponsors and really do not need any money from me. Beside, a party that cannot keep itself clean, is probably sneaking into the cookie jar to!

People are interesting, epically their reactions to things that change. I shaved my mustache off last night. It was time, and I was tired of maintaining it. Today, the one person that had the most outwardly response was Austin at praise band practice. It was as if he had discovered gravity. He, to my knowledge, has never seen me with out the mustache.

I am glad that if finished the porch, because it has been raining off and on all afternoon and evening.

Talk Radio

Today I worked on putting the roof on the patio cover, a project which had been on hold for quite some time, due primarily to window installation. I listened to my iPod, this morning I had 61 unheard to Podcast, this evening the number is down to 34. That encompassed most of my day, and I glad to get it closer to completion. I did not have anything to really type about last night so I did not type. Just the word type reminds me of the typewriter. Alas, one of the timeless business machines that has all but gone by the wayside in most cases. I grew up in the computer era, so when I would type a paper if I wanted to re-word part of it, I did it on the screen. I did not have to re-write the entire page or paper to edit one paragraph. I know a lot of people who will proof read on the screen, I do that sometimes, if it is an important document, I will proof read it on paper. The paper seems to give it the additional dimension needed while proof reading.

One of the Podcast that I listened to was on NPR, they have a weekly program called “This I believe”. This one in particular mentioned the Holy Sprit which caught me off guard for NPR, I mean I did not think they believed in God. To listen to it, click on the link below.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6153012

The link below goes to a essay that Albert Einstein authored during the 1950s.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4670423

05 October 2006

Today's Headline, Cap Crashes!!!!

It was another challenging day in the realm of work and kids. My day at work seemed like one non-stop blur from 6:45 am until 5:25 pm. While that makes the day go by really fast, it sure makes me tired. Tonight we were at the Soda Fountain for EPIC and Cap ran into a piece of plywood that was hanging off a pool table, which cut his head. While it did not look very pretty it was not deep and he recovered quickly from his miss adventure. After EPIC we went by the Forrest to see Honey and Bear so they could inspect the wounded little fellow. They said that it did not look to deep and off we went to home. Before EPIC cap was practicing selling peanuts with his diaper bag, see the pic below.


I think this is a pretty tree, I took the picture a number of years ago in Newport, RI, where the houses are big and you have to pay to tour them.

04 October 2006

Jack Handy

On Saturday Night Live there was a skit on called, Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy. It was a great little piece that had dry humor in it. No slap stick humor for Jack, he was not like Larry, Moe or Curly. I enjoy slap stick humor but I also enjoy the dry intellectual humor. When I was going to college at McMurry there was about a dozen of us that had nearly every biology and advance chemistry class tougher because that was our major/minor. We would sit there in lab and crack jokes about enzymes or some random bone on a cat. One semester Peter Reed and myself swiped several vials of fruit flies from the genetics lab, to grow in our room. After a couple of weeks we had a lot of flies, with no real plan of what we were going to do. We though about letting them out in class, or the café, or the computer lab. However, we decided to let them out on our chemistry class trip to the waste water treatment plant. It was great, we let the go and within a few minutes everyone in the front of the van was visiting about the flies and where they came from. At one point the professor said, “I just don’t understand where all of these flies came from?” We though it was hilarious, but we were both majoring in Biology. Perhaps it was the stress of having to learn every bone, muscle and part of a cat, or maybe it was the food they feed us, but we talked about it for months.

Below is a quote from Jack Handy, and a link to the website.

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

Jack Handy

03 October 2006

A Trip to Wal-Mart, a Galaxy, Far, Far away...

Last night I went to Wal-Mart to get a new light bulb for my garage. The lighting in my garage is different because it has one light bulb for the garage, and a fan in the work area. The bulb that illuminates the garage is a 200w light bulb, not the kind that you want to forget and leave on over night that is unless you own the electric company. While I was there I went by the movies section, and because it is Wal-Mart and they have stuff in the aisle ways, I could not help but notice they were playing Star Wars in the aisle next to the movies. I remember going to the movie theater to watch star wars with my dad, granddad, and two cousins, Allen Edward, and Bob. (Of course this could be an imagined memory because my wife seems to think that I do that on occasion.) It was not so much the movie but the fact that a grey headed woman was standing there watching the movie that made me pause. I listened to part of the movie for a few minutes, and caught myself thinking the actors/actress’ lines out before they would say them. Part of the dialog is below:
Leia: This is some rescue!...You came in here. Do you have a plan for getting out?
Han: These are the breaks, sweetheart!
Leia: [blasting a hole with Luke's blaster in the ventilation shaft] Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
As the scene unfolds you have the three rescuers not knowing what to do, and the rescued princess taking control of the situation. Sure, they end up in the bottom of a garbage chute, but they make it out ok. It is a great movie.

Brad, aka “you guys” told me a little about hockey and how rough a sport it actually is. If Cap decides that he wants to play hockey, then I will by him the nicest sets of golf clubs and say, look it is like hockey, you strike a round object with a stick and watch it fly!

02 October 2006

Oh THe Places You'll Go!

Oh The Places You’ll Go, by Dr. Seuss is one of the books I got to read to Cap today. He sat with me in the single person chair while Amy made dinner and we read a book. The weather outside is beautiful, as the cool winter air creeps closer and closer with each passing date.

Last night at Praise Band Practice we sang two of my favorite old praise and worship songs. (I wonder if Charles Wesley would have referred to his hymns as “Contemporary Music.) We sand All in All and Seek Ye First. I love both of those songs, and it has been a while sing I have really sung either one. When I was in college at McMurry University I would go over to Abilene Christian University with a good friend from home and attend Tuesday Night Devo. Of course the CoC did not use musical instruments so we would have a 30 minute Acappella praise and worship session. Additionally, they did not have any overhead projector or music handouts; you had to learn the songs to sing them. I can still remember what it felt like to sit out in the cool fall evenings in the dark and sing All in All with 100 other students. Max Lucadio attended ACU, and I actually know a couple (older then me) that were married by Max.

Tonight I went for a stroll with Mazie, and listened to the “Old Guys” that talk on AFR from 12:30 – 1:00 pm. This session was originally broadcast on September 21, I know that I am behind, but they are pod cast which do not expire like milk, cheese, and raw beef. The topic for the day was a pastor who had written a commentary concerning plagiarism from the pulpit. The authors point was that it is okay to plagiarism from other people to get your sermon material. In the course of their discussion they began talking about “Famous Pastors”. I was thinking about people like Billy Graham, Rick Warren, and Don Boren, when they sprung the name of Charles Spurgeon. Immediately I began to wonder who this Spurgeon fellow was. It took me a while but I finally looked the fellow up on the internet Click on the link, and you can read more about Spurgeion,http://www.spurgeon.org/aboutsp.htm

The Runners

Our love, when it is without counting the cost, leads the other toward God. Our love makes straight the paths of the Lord. ~ Catherine Doherty Unfinished Pilgrimage

I read that quote and though that it was interseting, so I put it into the blog. There are two things that can frustriate me about blogging, first is when I am starteing on a new one and unable to overcome the writers hump. I call it a hump because it is not a block to me, because I overcome the hump. I think that hump more accutatelly describes the troble in writing. I cannot think of a famous author who had writers block their entire life, have you? The second thing that is frustriating is when I am so tired that nothing is coherant. That is only a minor experience when I nieghbor.

On a different matter, Don and Scott ran for 1 ½ hours today while their kids were at youth. I was amazed, I saw them run off down thrid street and at the end of youth they both cam trotting back. I went and ran tonight, but it was nothing like those two guys.

01 October 2006

Saturday Fun

.Amy is the proud owner of a working TiVo, a digital video recorder that will be used to record the air antenna channels that we receive. I do not see the need in spending the amount of money that it cost for a service that I do not and will not use very much. I get all of the TV I want from the 5 channels that we receive. Besides, it is a little retro with is in style with fashion, so why no TV viewing as well.

Tonight I watched a few minutes of SNL (Saturday Night Live) it was some decent stuff. I did not see a skit that was a drop and roll in the floor laughing but it was good fun anyway. They had a skit on Hugo Chavez and he was hosting his own talk show. Speaking of Hugo, did you know that Citgo was actually owned by the PDVSA, the state owned Oil Company of Venezuela? How odes that make you feel knowing that there is a Refining, Marking and Transportation Company in America that is owned by state owned Oil Company of Venezuela.

Today was another excited day in our household. We installed 1 window, which wouls not behave done without the help of my dad. Amy hooked up the TiVo and it is working, my dad came over to work the windows with me. It is sort of inconvenient with Cap having a nap all afternoon, when installing a window because all work has to halt for nap time, but that is okay. We went to the picnic which was fun. They had some live bands playing, I asked Amy if she like the music, she said, “It is okay, but the singer is smoking one stage.” My reply was, “You will never see me do that in choir.”